Desci and Bob

We're back! Ep 419

2008-12-07T16:36:00.003+11:00

It's Desci's birthday! A quickie about what they've been up to, and what's going to happen with the podcast in the now AND BEYOND!

Here's Desci's main birthday present, purchased from DVice in Richmond, as talked about this podcast (and more in future, I'm sure)

The Desci and Bob Contraception Special.

2008-08-31T22:02:00.003+10:00

Bobby: We have an extra special (extra lengthy) podcast for you folks.. well only the ones interested in contraception. Really, that's all we talk about for over AN HOUR!! So if you think it won't interest you please disregard this episode. We will return to our normal programming soon. .. really we will!!!

Desci: In this podcast we discuss Mirena, Depro-provera, the nuva-ring, Implanon, the Pill (yasmin and microgynon), and vasectomy. We very briefly discussed getting one's tubes tied.

Extra-massive special thanks to our guest! And if you're so inclined, please leave your comments below.

edited for googleosity.

Desci can have fun. Why can't she? Ep 416

2008-07-07T21:44:00.000+10:00

Desci had a fun night out a few weeks ago. Big whoop, Wanna hear about it?

-bn

410-415

2008-07-01T23:03:00.003+10:00

So! We recorded a bunch of podcasts a few weeks ago (two?) and Bobby's been snowed under so they've not been uploading. THESE ONES AREN'T ABOUT THE STRIPPERS. That one will be uploaded Monday AT THE LATEST.

You're all so good to us. You don't deserve this crap, truly.

410
Comments. Bobby gets progressively drunker. The fucking fucking iPhone. Gym. Very brief job search talk.

411
The Brisbane casino - weeeeeird. MORE Desci sex dreams. Bras. Boobs. Choco-babies. Comments. Fat brides. Engagement parties.

412
Comments, dieting, crab? CRAB?? Kerces' puppy. Lol gf. A drunken hiccup from Bobby 'Hollywood' Nova at around 9.40.

413
The Melbourne Zombie Shuffle. Braaains.

414
Bobby gets drunker. And yet still not a litttle gay. Not even a teeny, teeny bit. Bobby orchestrates a spider shock, much to Desci's fairly sober disdain. Desci's fascination with spider paraphernalia and clothing. News clippings: upskirting! Gender and promiscuity myth (makes Desci shiver with happy).

415
More clippings: Page three girls and the bleakness thereof. Cyber stalkers and teenage girls. FFS get teens off the internet. Bullshit foot psychology is bullshit. Geelong fuckwits with toy guns posing in the Advertiser.

- Desci via Bobby's login via laziness

406 - 409 - 4 New episodes.

2008-06-08T22:00:00.002+10:00

Ep 406. Comments and recaps. Botched sex game. FB. Natog's gross-out.
Ep 407. EEEEEWWWW... Bombs, fires and partys. More about FB. Home abortions? Oh god!
Ep 408. Puppies. Desci's brother the man-slut. Nice weddings and tasteful things. Friend's wedding plans.
Ep 409. Ya-ya wearing Desci down. More mind games. The diet strike system. More about dieting.

Biggidy-BACK!

2008-05-12T10:25:00.002+10:00

Sorry about the delay, you guys. Everything's a little less crazy now.

Bundle!

401
WTF Bobby? Desci's Mother and the mindgames. Flashy's jus. How to be a foodie foodbag.

402
It's the Desci and Zhbob show! FILTHY sex Dream. Fisting = scary. Ping ping ping ping FUCKING ping. Song of the Week! Gimmie Gimme - Black Guyed Peese. Great bras! Bobby's phone.

403
30 Seconds' Intensity. Enny's baby. Bobby Confidential. Calling Desci's brother. Comments.

404
More comments, Bobby's brother calls us. Melbourne Foodie! Slapping on a pair of Coreys. Funzo's horrid taste. G Spot. Rodeo romeo = BEEN DONE. Where for art thou, Acid? Dopplegangers and Chinese rockstars. Chinese work ethic.

405
Desci's brother's still MIA. What's in the papers: strippers, murderers, underage sex, My Chemical Romance, more underage sex, teen sex for ipods = busted. Teenage gilrs: horny but crazy. I know from experience.

Delay

2008-05-04T09:24:00.002+10:00

Dudes!

Sorry we've not written about this sooner, but we actually recorded a whole mess (ie a week's worth) of podcasts a week or two ago, but Bobby's been busy with work, THEN was called interstate on Thursday (with Wednesday night as notice - I had to pack for him while he was still at work).

So frustratingly enough, podcasts will be delayed until he comes back (Monday, at this stage, but it was originally Sunday so it may change again). I miss him. Waaaah.

Snepidode treeninynine

2008-04-16T21:07:00.000+10:00

Harrowing accounts of Desci's wild adventure in Queensland.

What rhymes with 'Great'? Umm... 398.

2008-04-08T22:18:00.004+10:00

The so-called 'G-spot'. Song of the week. Desci dobbs in Bobby (umm-ahhh!). The 'Ordeal'! Tales from the emergency room.

Try me. Go on. Try this! Ep. 397

2008-04-07T22:30:00.000+10:00

Comments. Yet more will it fit - we now have a clear idea about how many women think this - turns out... not many. Some more feedback + lols. Yabbies talk.

Mighty Desci and Bob bring you episode 396!

2008-04-06T21:38:00.001+10:00

Well, Bobby didn't forget. There is nothing special about this episode. Gee, way to bring down expectations. There are a lot of comments and stuff. So listen to it anyway, even though we pretty much told you not to.

Amendment

2008-04-06T20:19:00.001+10:00

You guys, before I forget, THERE IS NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THIS MONDAY'S EPISODE. The special thing is on Wednesday, not Monday. I just wanted to clear that up because Bobby's drunk and he'll forget.

I can't think of witty titles like Bob! I'm not a title guy!

2008-04-03T22:32:00.002+11:00

394
WTFW x 2, Bobby disrespects the listeners. Desci Can't fit them in her vadge.

395
ZOMG, BoBbY'S a TeEnAgE GrRL lolz!!!eleven!! Desci's blast from the past and a run-down of her life since then... and how it compares to other real adults.

(3x100)+((3x3)x10)+3 = Now!

2008-04-01T22:31:00.002+11:00

Comments. The results - "and the wee is...". JJWS - Telling it how it is. Looking at what could fit?

Double billing of Desci and Bob - Eps 391,392.

2008-03-31T20:52:00.003+11:00

Episode 391:
Pearl. Joy. Food. Teacher needs a teacher. More comments. Desci’s last day. The bloody incident.

Episode 392:
The Petra explanation. Pregnant man? WTF Watch. Beetroot juice fun. Women's health and 'happy juice'.

Sorry for the delay. I have not had much sleep lately. Enjoy!

Wellety, wellety, well. Episode 390.

2008-03-27T21:56:00.001+11:00

Comments, Bobby Confidential and Desci's "In the family".

'bout friggin time. Ep 389.

2008-03-26T21:06:00.001+11:00

Yayaaaaa! Dr. Death. Bobby was so drunk by this point.... and annoying. The metal tool story. Not quite 'Lube Mobile'.

Great, Great, Great. Ep 388.

2008-03-25T21:36:00.000+11:00

Death Fans. The cautionary ballad of the bug.

Yo! 'sup geddi ya d'n'b sho - nu fo yo. Did I just say 'yo' twice?

2008-03-25T08:32:00.002+11:00

Ep 386 - Lights! Camera! Comments! New stuff 'Bobby Confidential'.
Ep 387 - More comments. Some shit stirring. SONG OF THE WEEK!

Better late than never. Episode 381-385.

2008-03-16T21:11:00.001+11:00

Hi everyone! I have uploaded a steaming pile of new episodes for this week. Enjoy!

Ep 381
Business as usual. Partys . Move alongs. Singstars. Comments.

Ep 382
More belated comment replies. Desci’s parents courting period. More comments. “Is Sorry”.

Ep 383
Desci’s tooth and throat pain. Gran “Charlie chip-in” on the Doctor’s appointments. NIN! “Fan Stroke”! Expensive t-shirt.

Ep 384
Sulu encounter. S&BJ DAY. The structure of a calendar week. Concerts. Elderly interruption. Haircuts.

Ep 385
“Dad, don’t kill the cat, PLEAAAASE!”. Mystery JPEG – “Penis sizes”. Plans. Plans.

It's great to be back!

- Bobby Nova

Important Announcement!

2008-02-12T18:48:00.000+11:00

(apologies for the cross-post)

The D&B S will be on hiatus for a little while. Bobby’s in China for 2 weeks (sob!) and we have to set up some other stuff before we can do good PCs again.

It’s always been fun, but the quality has been sketchy these last few months (not counting the Nartog week, that ruled), so we’re going to be addressing that. On the 17th of March we will be back with:

- 65% more lols!
- More current material (but for the articles I’ve had for, like, a year)!
- A quicker PC turnover so commenting is more fun!
- Some old segments and some new surprises!
- regularity, just like the old days!
- FFS, more energy!
- A story about how I’ve bought these two pairs of shoes I’m terrified to wear, lest I break all my ankles! and
- Other stuff, I’m sure!

So thank you to our 5 loyal listeners. We will be back on business soon.

Nartog Weeks End - Eps 378, 379, 380

2008-01-21T21:58:00.000+11:00

The final 3 episodes of our Nartog week are now available.

We will miss you Nartog! We wish you good luck with everything o/s! We'll have to have a Skype podcast soon!

-bn

Nartog Eps 374, 375, 376, 377

2008-01-16T21:40:00.000+11:00

Here's some fun. Give Desci and Bob some guests and cocktails. Here you have it.

-bn

It's a Margarita Monday! Eps 371, 2, 3

2008-01-07T22:12:00.000+11:00

371
HD vs Blu Ray, plus bookshelf.

372
The cautionary tale of high school crossdresser

373
Christmas Break and New Years Eve.

A Whole Week! Merry Christmas, Lovers.

2007-12-23T20:35:00.000+11:00

Two Thirds the Evil: 366!

Fat Goths bitching about being tanned. FLIES! Pr0n placement in Newsagencies. Sad Brown the Dog. What we've been up to. Desci's rant on John Safran (the person and his show).

367
Desci gets vaguer and vaguer. Run-down on Apollo Bay restaurants while painting Bobby's nails black: La Bimba (was last ep. In short - not great), Chris', The Vista, Cafe 365 (also Wayne's claypot was a nice pub meal). Louie's (Louis'?), Angry Fish and Chip shop, Pizza shop. Beach. My stoner parents busting our balls.

368
Reader comments from... a disgustingly long time ago. BDO talk, etc.

369
RG's Dream! And computer talk we should have left off the podcast. Naridu's family EXPOSED! My uncle, the shittest person I know.

370
Desci. Child molestation: NOT APPROPRIATE. More reader comments. An awful party - have you been to one? I HAVE. Article about a mother and son. Another about fingers.

Celebrate good times! (and when Desci and Bob go on holidays)

2007-12-18T21:51:00.000+11:00

It is time again for Desci and Bob to head down the coast. This time we recorded 2 weeks worth of Podcasts down there. Episodes 361-365 are now available to download! GO! .... Next lot will be available next week . Talk soon! Sorry for not getting any podcasts to you guys for a while. I know we keep saying it but "IT IS GOING TO GET BETTER SOON!!!"

-bn

Ak!

2007-11-26T21:47:00.000+11:00

Bobby too frustrated to write, Jellycast ridiculous and we're annoying busy. Doing our best! Love you all for your patience. xo

Fucked Podcasts: Still Fucked!

2007-11-21T05:47:00.000+11:00

Thanks so much for the heads up you guys. We'll (Bobby) will try to fix it tonight or tomorrow night at the latest.

Dig the fucking time. 5.49 am and I have to go now. Sigh.

Have a look at this. 3 new episodes (well 2 new ones and a missing old one).

2007-11-18T19:33:00.000+11:00

FOUND! Episode 345 which contains: "A blow by blow account of Desci's nightmare sick evening."

Ep 359. Ramble, ramble, bitch, moan.

Ep 360. More rambles and some scary shit around the house.

-bn

There you go....

2007-11-11T22:12:00.000+11:00

7 new episodes. Sorry for the wait.

-bn

HEEEPISODE 351!

2007-11-06T21:55:00.000+11:00

Oh the hunger. The hunger. ohh, the hunger. The winging and the annoyance that Desci has to put up with!. That's right the start of another week of the Desci and Bob Show.

-bn

more podcasts is the thing you like most!

2007-10-29T22:45:00.000+11:00

2 of these things are kind of the same....

2007-10-18T22:32:00.000+10:00

Ep 343:

Comments and pain. Desci's story of why she needed to change her PJs. Desci also getting a little sick of Bobby.

Ep 344:

Comments, comments on breeding and food* ethnic racist fun.

-bn

Episode Three Hundred and Fourty Two.

2007-10-15T23:24:00.000+10:00

The puppy nappers and some other antics.

-bn

Veni, vidi, vici, Ep 341.

2007-10-14T21:54:00.000+10:00

The horrors of hospitals. A Desci Melbourne Story.. Maybe some other stuff.

340 episodes later...

2007-10-11T21:57:00.000+10:00

MFDBS. Tampon talk. iPod Touch. Other comments.

-bn

3 new episodes to keep the peace. Sorry....

2007-10-10T23:15:00.000+10:00

Episodes 337, 338 and 339 are available to download. You don't need my petty excuses. Just listen and you will get a glimpse as to why I have not uploaded these sooner. OK, see you all soon... Um, lets not make this weird. Just listen. Ta TA.

-bn

Post it, don't roast it. Episode 336.

2007-10-08T00:46:00.000+10:00

And continuing in the fine tradition of finding really annoying things to do when we record a podcast, we assemble a piece of IKEA furniture. Plus, Superbad and some girls business.

- bobby n.

Play it agian, Sam. Episode 335.

2007-10-04T22:00:00.000+10:00

Blah! I think this one is the one about birth control, not yesterdays... HMM.. my bad.

- bn

EPISODES EEE and EEA ... I mean 333 and 334.

2007-10-03T22:02:00.000+10:00

Ep 333.
Wednesday episode. 333 the number of the midget devil.

Ep 334.
C'mon say it with me.. 'birth control'! .. it doesn't get any better than this.

-bn

Qwerty Erty Wer Tre Rew - I dunno why...

2007-10-01T20:42:00.000+10:00

... and we continue to reply to comments... Listen to Desci get a liitle more tired and a little more sick of Bobby. (Don't worry, it doesn't last..)

331 - Put us back on your playlist! Regular programming is returning.

2007-09-30T21:49:00.000+10:00

We're back!.. again. We have a new room to record in and we try to catch up on some comments.

Improvements to come... Stay tuned

- Bobby via Desci's account

9 NEW EPISODES AVAILABLE!

2007-09-20T20:07:00.000+10:00

Hey everyone!

Download, strap in and listen!

I have just uploaded the 4 lost episodes (from when I went o/s and didn't upload them). We also have a new week of podcasts for you to download. That's 9 new episodes! Sorry about the irregularity. We are still very busy, but stay with us - we will be getting our groove back soon.

- Bobby Nova

Announcement!

2007-09-02T12:11:00.000+10:00

Two days ago, Bobby's boss told him he had to go overseas on Saturday, for five days. So we barely had time to pack him up, let alone do podcasts. Apologies. Back next weekend!

Also, I already miss him a ridiculous amount.

Good, good, good, grief. Episode 321.

2007-08-26T22:45:00.000+10:00

Bobby has hijacked Desci's account again, just to say:

Episode 321 is now available to downlaod.
This is our final episode of the NarTOG series (for now)..

Submitted for your approval - Ep 320

2007-08-23T22:13:00.000+10:00

Bobby is talking at you!

Post fondue ramblings. Something about a tentacle rape? End of the NarTOG week.. or is it?

Some serious shit . . . (funny shit) . . . 319 . . .

2007-08-22T21:21:00.000+10:00

Bobby says:

The next installment of our post fondue podcast frenzy. NarTOG guests included. And featured. And awesome. Download now!

3 of these things are kind of the same...

2007-08-21T20:54:00.000+10:00

bobby via desci's account sez...

We have 3 new episodes to download!! Yaaaay!.

Episodes 316, 317 and 318. Featuring the ramblings of Desci, Bobby and NarTOG!!!
Sorry for the delay guys, you know why.

Good things come to thoes who are you!

2007-08-07T12:51:00.000+10:00

Hi Guys! We have been uber busy with the move and life and stuff and we are feeling a little guilty about not keeeping you up-to-date. Here is a double week treat! I have uploaded episodes 307-315 to jelly cast. Go! Download it!. But don't listen to them all at once, you'll get integestion (and you might get a little sick of us..)

Hope everyone is having fun. Stay in trouble!

Bye!

And out of the cold depth of winter arose.... Episode 306!

2007-07-29T22:03:00.000+10:00

The first episode now that Bobby has moved into Desci's House. We are working on unpacking and being, still, unspeakably busy.

MORE PODCASTS BE HERE

2007-07-24T20:35:00.000+10:00

More of the new bedroom shenanimagans. We find even MORE random shit this week. And also unravel a bit.

Can't wait to record this week's series.

ORGY OF PODCASTS BE HERE

2007-07-17T19:07:00.000+10:00

I have to do these coz Bobby’s away.

I’m both repelled and intrigued by the sound of my own voice.

296!

Apologies and explanations. Puppies. Our new digz. Desci’s wardrobe, at length. THE CLOCK IS AGAIST US. No to various leather clothing. Weight loss. Roast dinner. DESCI HOMMIE LONE! Momma and her shotgun. And fear. Home alone horror story. Local Rapists.

297!

The window is now closed. A suggestion from Bobby leads to several hours’ work. And a face.

Masturbation, your partner and you. Discuss. Secret stuff between Desci and you guys. Bobby will die from disgust if he heard this, so shhh. More clothes. More masturbation. Any other couples listening? NO CHOCOLATE. No kfc. RIDICULOUS clothes Desci is chucking out. DO YOU WANT THE NINETIES BAG? (That we had no time to take a pic of?) and WHY?

298!

Desci’s still going through her clothes and the wardrobe. Listener feedback. My grandmother and gifts. Bobby finds a film projector! What else is in the Closet of Mysetery? (a few other things we’ll tell you about throughout the fortnight). WE NEED WEDDING REGISTRY SHIT. Desci eventually gets into what she was going to get into (re: gifts) but not for a few days yet, natch. You guys, sorry I keep making all the sounds next to the mic.

299!

Transformers, old and new. TRANSFUCKINGFORMERS, Man! Bestest breakfast place EVER. We find more things in the Closet of Mystery. (Even a honcho).

300!

Um, there is absolutely nothing special about this episode. We talk a little bit about the future of the podcast. And Fangsts. Then I rap with the peeps. Desci’s stoner dad, Desci’s ex-financially secure parents, Curem Day, POETS Day, Mambo belts, FFS ENOUGH OF THE BELT, more about Desci’s Grandmother (hating gifts), MORE STUFF from the Mystery Closet, (seriously, WTF? And this isn’t even our best find as far as I’m concerned – stay tuned). Have we already talked about all of this? I’m sure we have?? Desci’s grandmother basing her happiness on fucking rules on a whim, that depend entirely on Desci. FFS.

THANK YOU to everyone for listening to us for THREE HUNDRED FUCKING EPS, MANG. We always love your comments.

Here’s to a better 300 eps, coming from our soon-to-be new studio! w00t, etc.

Desci and Bobby are really fucking busy.

2007-07-12T01:11:00.000+10:00

I have done a bulk upload of this weeks podcasts. Episodes 291-295 are now available. Enjoy!

Announcement..

2007-07-03T13:23:00.001+10:00

Hello, fuzzies.

I can’t blog from work.

My, you all look so pretty today. Especially you. Seriously, you’re really bringing it. Let’s us all make out, let’s do.

Such sucking up naturally leads to an apology. See, Bobby worked from oh my god am to crazy o’clock every day this week (Saturday was 9am – 2.30am, Sunday 10 am – late, too) so we’ve had no time. NO TIME. Seriously. We haven’t even had time for the sex, so you know it’s serious fucken bidness. And then yesterday, we were going to do some, but we were so tired and we’d just had Thai and THERE WAS HARDLY ANY TIME TO BE ALL GHEY AND CUDDLE EVEN.

Gnarg, I have such a backlog of bleating to do. There’s all this stuff! I need to say! About things! But we’ll most likely be able to keep up our normal ep output during July (moving month) so SURELY, that’s something? Right?

Man, I’m so tired.

Dxo

It's Friday, I'm in love! Episode 290.

2007-06-28T23:45:00.000+10:00

Baby Name Shame. More newspaper crap. Desci's heartbreaking not-surprise.

288,289 - These come in pairs.

2007-06-27T23:40:00.000+10:00

More! us.. two episodes.. can download. Bobby in hurry. bye!

DnB - Good for mind, body and soul. Ep 287

2007-06-25T22:04:00.000+10:00

More comments. Out-of-sync comments to podcasts. Damaged Bobby. More on PS3 and Blu-ray etc. Are Apple drug dealers? Ghosts when you’re on drugs. DnB in a run? ‘The Bra and the Boobs’.

Don't hate us because we are beautiful! Ep 286

2007-06-24T22:19:00.001+10:00

Listener comments. Some more puff pastry ideas. More blah.

It listens to the podcast or else it gets the hose again. Ep 285.

2007-06-21T23:06:00.000+10:00

Wedding squawk. Getting there, the proceedings, more fun than we could handle. Bush dancing!?!?!!! Overpay. Desci’s scary scuttle stroll.

Fuckit! You're not getting a description. Ep 284!

2007-06-20T21:23:00.000+10:00

This is not a test. This is Bobby, hijacking Desci's computer. If you wish to hear Desci again... wait till tomorrows podcast.

Prepare to be tickled inappropriately. Episode 283.

2007-06-19T22:29:00.000+10:00

No more dog talk. Previous nights recap. Movie reviews… eventually. Stinky video shop. Excitement about Futurama.

Late, but great. Double episode delivery. 281 and 2.

2007-06-18T22:57:00.000+10:00

Sorry for the delay everyone. We have just been crazy busy lately.

Episode 281:
Still from our house sitting adventure. Comments. And I’m sure the rest is funny.

Episode 282:
More comments. We awoke the beast. What it’s like to be a spoiled dog. Slow dinosaurs.

It's end of the week madness! Ep 280!

2007-06-14T22:43:00.000+10:00

Caught stuffing our faces (gee, I wonder why Desci and Bob never eat on the podcast). Gym treatment, Desci’s bad experience.

POP goes the Podcast. DnB Ep279!

2007-06-14T00:35:00.000+10:00

YouTube funny ‘I ruuuv rooo!’. Surly puppy. Lots of listener comments.

Desci Bob Ep 278 Maybe If My Computer Would Turn On It Really Drives Me Insane I don't Even Have Enough to rrrrnnnnggrr

2007-06-12T21:51:00.000+10:00

Warning about the recipe. Nemesis with fun people. Awesome DJs and Messy Desci. More Weekend fun, Bobby's Hangover. More reasons we had a week off the podcast.

We're back baby! 2 episodes!

2007-06-11T22:35:00.000+10:00

Episode 276

Puppy sitting. Apologies for the unannounced week off and one of the reasons why. Moving in, moving out, moving in…

Episode 277

More about the living arrangements. Cooking with Desci . La-La-Laundry!

Babby Was Meant to do This Announcement...

2007-06-04T21:35:00.001+10:00

But he's very, very busy and/or very, very tired. Actually, we both are. Sorry, guys, but we couldn't do the podcast this week. Stupid life getting in the way.

Tune in next week for more of the same! (and an announcement about future weeks).

I've got something in my front pocket for you... It's ep 275 (give it a squeeze and say 'how do you do')

2007-05-31T22:25:00.000+10:00

Rekindling old flames, and the disaster that ensues. Old flames of Desci and Bob. Cock fodder.

Buck, buck, cluck, cluck! Ep 274

2007-05-30T23:00:00.000+10:00

Bucks and Hens fun!

The circus is in town!!! Ep 273.

2007-05-29T22:43:00.001+10:00

Ballarat Reunion fun. Phrases. Desci’s ‘funny’ picture. Half a year, period free. Supportive mother.

I tell you what I want what I really really want. Ep 272

2007-05-28T23:27:00.000+10:00

One of the (many) things Desci is wrong about. Vegan joy. Corn Flakes any time of day. Time. Different families. Popcorn. Yawn. More food talk. Pork chop. CATZ.

The Format War - Episode 271

2007-05-27T23:54:00.000+10:00

Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD.... It's 2omin of this folks. If you are not interested in these 2 new HD formats for home theater consumers, don't listen -there is nothing else.

"It's like twenty-seven with a zero"

2007-05-24T23:45:00.000+10:00

The rest of the Sydney trip. Food, no concerts. NIN Melbourne concerts. MC Dave’s love for Trent. Following bands around. Being with someone you l-o-v-e.

269 - It takes two to sixty-nine! (hehehe juvenile).

2007-05-23T22:26:00.000+10:00

We keep not talking about stuff. Bobby’s high school reunion. YAWNS! Shit bloke.

Wipe up the floor with it! Episode 268.

2007-05-22T22:19:00.000+10:00

Rushed intro. Obscure adds. “Not you”. The Sydney “phone call”… “Carry on like a pork chop”. Truly terrible stories. Laughing at inappropriate times… A curing iron made love to a cattle prod.

This monkey's gone to heaven. Ep 267.

2007-05-21T22:43:00.001+10:00

Comments and food. A look at the inner workings of the mind of Desci’s father. European library ‘fund raiser’. Desci’s habit of ‘gently warming’ snacks.

Next from our bag of tricks. Episode 266!

2007-05-20T22:24:00.000+10:00

Comments, apologies. Immunisation. Parents who pay for stuff. Vegan popcorn and movie snacks. Yawns and empathy. Desci’s fussiness.

aaaaaaand here's the end of the week.. Ep 265.

2007-05-17T23:29:00.000+10:00

The final episode in our Sydney 'tour'.

Sorry that you had to wait, but we are running really late! I have just uploaded four and tomorrow there will be one more.

2007-05-16T23:57:00.000+10:00

PARTs 1 - 4 of our 'Tour' of Sydney. SPECIAL GUEST FOR THE WEEK: FLASHMAN!

CRAM IT ALL IN! Eps 257-260..

2007-05-07T01:04:00.000+10:00

As we are going away for a week of NIN shows (yay!), we're not sure if we can reliably update the jellycast or blog while we're gone. So here is the whole week in one juicy upload!

Desci and Bob go 8-bit! Episode 256.

2007-05-07T01:00:00.000+10:00

Now, this entire episode is about the new nin album. If you don't like nin, be forewarned to skip. I can guarantee that we don't talk about anything else.

Full-Stop (Period). Its Episode 255!!

2007-05-03T22:28:00.000+10:00

What’s the picture all about, fatty? Desci loves graphs and charts. Something about a pill. Full-Stop Period. About next week!

OXY TORCH FUN . Ep 254

2007-05-02T22:24:00.000+10:00

The fusion of Desci and Bob. Then onto a very unpleasant topic. The Appeal (finally). OXY TORCH FUN! Desci is not a prude.

Just smile. We're here again. Ep 253.

2007-05-01T23:48:00.000+10:00

Things that go ‘Skype’ in the night. Desci’s vent about phone calls in the morning. Thumbs! The appeal!

Hey, you! Episode 252

2007-04-30T23:08:00.000+10:00

How HAWT? Random Git’s porn review. Desci gets pwned. TV Commercials for the ages.

It's in the pudding! Ep 251.

2007-04-29T22:40:00.000+10:00

The usual Monday ritual. Reply to lots of listener comments.

Two hundred and fifty episodes later....

2007-04-26T23:01:00.000+10:00

Episodes, episodes, how many episodes. Desci’s wacky nightmare(s). Tests. Why Desci should stop judging people on first ‘look’… hawt! Desci's blood test woes.

We live. We think. We are. Desci & Bob. 249.

2007-04-25T22:53:00.000+10:00

Desci’s Gold. Oh, it’s funny shit! The weekend fun. Bobby’s birthday weekend. Hey jealousy. ‘…then everyone turned lesbian’. FUN!

Rythm and flow. The Desci and Bob Show. Ep 248.

2007-04-24T22:44:00.000+10:00

Desci's newspaper clippings. Shit junky cunt. Genes for fattys. Red Square (in the sky). Shit families in your neighborhood and Reality TV.

Naughty! Naughty! Desci & Bob Ep 247.

2007-04-23T23:03:00.000+10:00

NIN CD COOLNESS! Listener feedback. Why Weezer sucks. Who wants the cake? Some other stuff included.

Podcasts eh? Episode 246.

2007-04-22T23:39:00.000+10:00

Desci's Blog woes. Bobby's forced upgrades. Lister feedbacks. iPhone race. Birthday wishes. Desci doesn't share the festival. Women only gyms. Women dress for women.

Feel the Jive! Ep. 245. .word.

2007-04-19T22:45:00.000+10:00

Web of insanity OR what MC thinks of Goth Clubs. Getting ready for a show. What else MC hates. And he likes what? And it goes on. Lyrics – Desci knows ‘em all. More muzak talk.

The MAC is BACK!

2007-04-18T23:35:00.000+10:00

Due to computer dramas over the last couple of days, my uploads have been delayed. Here are 2 new episodes. Enjoy!

Ep 243
Guest! Dead rock stars. Who really sucks? More about shit bands. Why Desci’s never trying heroin.
Ep 244
More of the Guest. EVEN more about bands. The poor man’s poor man. What to who’s parents? Beat up junkies. Goth Calendar.

241+242 Sorry for the delay on the former. Hope you enjoy both.

2007-04-16T22:38:00.000+10:00

Ep 241: Self centered fucked up relatives with double standards. More fucked up relatives. Hehehehehe, CD's that Desci SHOULD be ashamed of!

Ep 242: Womens only gyms: What's that all about? Bucks and hens. More of why Desci isn't like other girls. Creepy COCK talk. Puppy talk.

Open wide, come inside. It's .... Ep240.

2007-04-12T21:18:00.000+10:00

Desci FINALLY talks about the gym. God's a perve. High energy mix. Birthday story.

BOOM! Shake, Shake, Shake the Room! 239!

2007-04-11T23:08:00.000+10:00

How do you make 100s&1000s. Cue Polar bear. Political correctness gone mad. Try hard fattys. Naked people. Stinky fish man.

To be taken aurally. Episode 238

2007-04-10T21:52:00.000+10:00

Easter weekend fun. Chocolate depraved Desci torture. Comedy festival. Getting pisssssed. Down in the park.

Dish,dish double dish. 236 and 2:37

2007-04-09T23:39:00.000+10:00

Episode 236 - Listener feedback. One year of Desci and Bob. Cockroaches etc..

Episode 237 - Tuesday 10th April..... BOBBY's BIRTHDAY - WOOOT!!! and some other stuff, it could be bras.

Ep 235

2007-04-08T12:09:00.000+10:00

Movies, Passive Aggressive PMSy Taxi Drivers, mad maths.

qwerty iuop - up the top - too thirtee fooor.

2007-04-04T23:28:00.000+10:00

Lister feedback. Desci's lobster squeals. Pirate debate. How Desci could be the perfect daughter. Sewing. 'Fasion' class for the vegies.